after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Hippo gnu deer
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
i need some magic done to my vagina
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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