just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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