I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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