I wannas sexs uuuuu
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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