how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
it glows. i had to have it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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