The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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