party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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