Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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