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• (630): View more from Illinois

  True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.

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  and by single i mean slutty

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..

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• (406): View more from Montana

  She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?

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