I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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