Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

What a fucking waste of an outfit

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I didn't shave. On purpose

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(631): View more from New York

I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...

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(519): View more from Ontario

I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?

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(575): View more from New Mexico

He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"

(308): View more from Nebraska

Stop drinking at work.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?

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