it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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