so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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