i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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