is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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