And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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