I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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