Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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