i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm at about main and main street
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Randomize
