How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
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I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.