before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she peed on how many people?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.