Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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