this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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