Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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