Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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