Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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