Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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