Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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