problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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