I seem to have left my pride at pride
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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