Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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