Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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