I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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