Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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