The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
