Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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