He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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