is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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