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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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