brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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