either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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