i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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