we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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