I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I think your dad took our porno
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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