I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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