If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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