So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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