What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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