we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
