i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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