Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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