Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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