Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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