Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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