i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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