Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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